The differences between men and women

They say bad luck comes in threes. My Sky box is buggered, the kittens have just smashed a large table lamp and now the microwave (depending from which point of view you look at it) is knackered. Let me explain.

Lesley: The microwave is buggered
Me: Oh, is it? What's wrong?
Lesley: Only the number 3 works on the keypad.
Me: Oh!
Lesley: We will have to get a new one.
Me: Eh? *looks scared*
Lesley: It's broken.
Me: But it still works... look...beep beep beep (Power level 3 for a time of 3 minutes 33 seconds)... there you go, perfect.
Lesley: Eh? *looks puzzled*

I ask you, all it takes is a bit of lateral thinking.

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