A confession and groveling apology

Regular readers of this rubbish may remember this post in which I proposed the theory that women couldn't think laterally when the prospect of buying shiny new kitchen appliances was in the mix. I may have been wrong.

As I sit here through a fog of choking black smoke I have to report that the microwave in question exploded in flames this evening at approximately 7:30PM. I suspect the fault that Lesley mentioned in passing may have had something to do with this little incident or the fact that I put a tasty Tesco Premium Sticky Toffee Pudding at full blast for 10 minutes (the other numbers on the keypad fixed themselves a while back) and walked off. Lying on the sofa, gob salivating as the smell of perfectly melted toffee filled the air a tiny little thought filled my head...was that burning I could smell?

I can't continue, I'm too overcome... Lesley is already eyeing the Argos catalogue again, I'll have to go and lie down for a bit. In the meantime please entertain yourselves by visiting We-Man!s Funny things to do with a microwave page. Hey, let's be careful out there and pay more attention to your woman when she's waving the Argos catalogue under your nose.

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