Our Great Leader

So Uncle Tony has spoken to the nation of his dreams and plans for a third term in office. He might have actually completed the dreams and plans he made during the first and second terms but alas they've been consigned to the great dustbin of politics. Onwards and upwards, eh Tony?

Next week we've got the rabble that is the tory fascists party gathering for their annual jolly. What a shower that lot are. I don't think I'm alone, when catching a glimpse of the fawning dribbling imbeciles that are the tory party members, in starting to scratch and feeling an overwhelming urge to have a shower to cleanse myself.

Tony will probably win, be immensely humble for a few weeks and then get back to doing nothing of any importance to make the country better. I suppose it's better than the tory boys mincing into power and proceeding to help their own at the expense of every hard working sod in the country (for that is what they do, lest we forget). I hate politicians, me, but tory fascists make me scream!

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