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Yes, I come from Norn Iron but I left for pastures new nearly 15 years ago. For all those years I've kept the same Bank Account in Norn Iron. Can you guess who I bank with? That's right, the most famous bank in the world, the Northern Bank, the one that's been in the news quite a lot recently.

Never slow to spot a lead the cops have announced they are following a line of inquiry that terrorists might have been involved in the kidnap and terrorising of 2 families and the theft of 22 million quid. Cutting edge stuff eh? Terrorists you say? What leads you to think that then?

Hopefully they'll corner the scum and wipe them out in the worlds biggest shoot-out to go with the worlds biggest bank robbery. Thieving, murdering deviant bastards that they are.

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