Living With an Addict

She just won't accept that she's got a problem. For weeks now the postman has been camped out on our doorstep delivering package after package. Yes, you've guessed it, Lesley is addicted to eBay. I wouldn't mind, I've bought quite a few things in the past and even sold a few unwanted items, but not to the level Lesley has reached in a short space of time and considering the useless rubbish she's bidding on. Mark my words, if you want to make a fortune on eBay deal in items and products that appeal to women. It's vicious, I've never seen sniping like it.

Denby pottery she calls it, hmm heroin more like. You can actually see her eyes glaze over when she catches sight of another overpriced lump of clay, and so it begins.. £1.00 maximum bid... "bastard"... £2.50 maximum bid... "bugger"... £10.00 maximum bid and so it goes, on and on. £20 for a salt and pepper pot, you dearest, have a problem. It's the green, sorry Greenwich, ones she likes best. I just don't understand apparently *sigh*.