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Sunday, November 20, 2005

Robbie Williams

Talentless wanker? Oh yes. I just don't get Robbie Williams, a complete arse who can't sing, play an instrument or write a song. What is he good for? Absolutely nothing, say it again.

Pre-menstrual girls and post menopausal women make up 99.9% of his fan base, blindly following his latest warblings and poncing about the stage looking like a twat. Ultimate showman? Oh please, give me a break. Crashing and burning horribly live in front of millions at Live8, when he made an excruciatingly piss poor attempt to get into Fern Cotton's pants, still makes me howl with laughter.

And so it came to pass that I found myself in front of the computer, bleary eyed, yesterday morning. Under strict instructions from she who must be obeyed I wasn't to even consider failing in securing as many tickets for his Hampden 2006 gig as possible. I didn't fail... I got one, ONE f*cking ticket for an eye watering £51. Lesley says she'll still be going and not even her mother sobbing on the end of the phone is going to stop her. Me? I'm up for selling it for as much as I can possibly screw out of some tone deaf, deluded fool (and there's plenty about).

posted by Ricky Dee at 10:25 PM

14 Comments:

  • A million of deaf deluded fools cant be wrong.... wonder if Roger (WHO)!!! has that following...

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 21 November 2005 08:48  

  • But is he gay? And is that why the Floyd split up in the first place?!

    By Anonymous David, at 21 November 2005 19:10  

  • Couldn't give a flying sh*te about the boring little turd. As for the Floyd, the bitch thatcher was entirely to blame for everything that went wrong in that decade.

    By Blogger Ricky Dee, at 21 November 2005 20:00  

  • A chav's delight!!! You've got to admit that this gurning pantomime simpleton is truly hilarious to watch. I don't think I've seen anybody so talentless, yet desperate for fame as this stage school loser, since Victoria ' the pout' beckam.
    People who think this guy is a musician, are simply not bright enough to have opinions. But then again, as you point out, his 'fans' are of course made up entirely of 12 year old girls and retards.
    We need people like robbie to constantly remind us of the sub-human brain dead shite that actually stagger our streets these days, with their baseball caps, ice-white trainers, Argos jewellry and Robbie 'Im mad me, honest' Williams albums.
    Not since 'lady' Di's funeral, have so many morons assembled in one place as do for the 'gigs' of this dancing monkey boy.

    By Blogger bmxbandit, at 27 November 2005 11:51  

  • I love this thread. Williams is a cunt of the highest standing, but does appeal to the moronic masses of the UK - Christ knows why.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12 December 2005 12:36  

  • Did you see him crash and burn again on Parkinson on Saturday? Hilarious. The look of utter contempt that Peter O'Toole give him after asking an indelicate question about shagging Katherine Hepburn, priceless.

    By Blogger Ricky Dee, at 12 December 2005 13:45  

  • ha ha he is a complete fucking anus. i HATE no one more than this bastard on the planet

    By Anonymous gizz, at 18 October 2006 17:01  

  • I hope this Demented short ass Munchkin dosent plan on coming back to perth anytime soon...

    He'll get his fucking head kicked in.
    How Dare he slag off such a beautiful city.
    How could he slag the place off when the whole time he was here was spent in his hotel room with his boyfriend and a jar of vaseline.....

    Talentless Prick!!!!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 18 December 2006 15:10  

  • There are a few talentless pricks around, most of them seem to be on this site posting their 'we hate Robbie' messages. To me you just sound like a bunch of jealous, sad wankers who are all probably ugly as fuck and equally thick. For people who don't like him you spend enough time watching him on the telly! Do you have any idea how fucking pathetic you sound? And yes, I am a fan, because I know true talent when I see/hear it, unlike you bunch of dickheads. If you ask me most of you are probably wishing you were the ones in the hotel room with him and the vaseline. In your dreams tossers!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11 March 2007 23:20  

  • Hahahahaha... stop it you're hurting me... hahahahaha no really, stop it... hahahahaha, priceless.

    By Blogger Ricky Dee, at 12 March 2007 19:58  

  • I've never heard this robbie williams fag, but if gizz doesn't like him, I think rw must be a puss-filled faggot's arse! hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    By Anonymous Minniesucks Meoff, at 9 April 2007 11:48  

  • Well that say's it all really doesn't it? You base your opinion on what your 'mate' thinks, the true sign of someone without a brain. You fit in very well with the rest of the fucking gob shites on this site - a true member of the sad bastard bunch. I'm not surprised you've never heard of him either, they don't play his music in Knob-Head Ville. Why don't you just crawl back under your rock sad arse???

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9 April 2007 22:36  

  • Oh and by the way, is Minnie blind and deaf with no sense of smell???

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9 April 2007 22:38  

  • As much as I love slagging Robbie off I'm aware that this just feeds his need for publicity oxygen. So, comments closed until the c*nt does something worthwhile like disappear up his own arse.

    By Blogger Ricky Dee, at 10 April 2007 09:05  



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