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Thursday, September 30, 2004

Can you tell what it is yet?

Related to my ongoing quest for suitable monitors to use with the beast as a dual display system, my research threw up an interesting program. I've always been very picky about the screens I use, nothing less than a 100Hz refresh rate is generally where I start from. Colours should be bright and vibrant, whites and blacks should be as their name suggests and text should be clear and sharp. It has been known for me to spend an entire morning to get a monitor set up just right. It never ceases to amaze me the rubbish, flickering, smudged, washed out pictures that people will stare at all day. It's infinitely cheaper and quicker to get a good monitor and set it up properly than a replacement pair of eyes.

Anyway, I digress. I've settled upon a 17" LCD as the second monitor and a Iiyama 22" CRT as the main screen. Both these monitors are "A" listed by PCPro (click Reviews-->A List). Further investigation of users comments about this screen were less than favourable about the geometry and colour rendition. I noticed in PCPro's review that they use a program called Displaymate to firstly set up the monitor and then carry out tests to make judgment. There is a free demo available of the program with 6 sample test screens that can be used to correctly set the geometry, brightness, contrast, colour, moire patterns etc. It can also be used on LCDs and Projectors. I suspect the great review from PCPro and the poor comments from users are down to the fact that they didn't spend the time and effort to properly set the thing up. A screen of that cost needs to be properly configured to the ambient light condition of where you place it, the video card driving it and the tasks that you plan to use it for. There's no such thing as a "plug and play" monitor in my opinion.

I'm seriously considering purchasing the full package, and as the boss is into his home cinema with a very expensive LCD projector, I may get him to pay for it as a business expense for the office workstations too. Give the demo a try, your eyes will thank you for it.

Wednesday, September 29, 2004

Yes, yes...Oh Y E S !

Guess where I'll be on the 14th October? That's right, getting the new Pink Floyd book, Inside Out-A Personal History of Pink Floyd, signed by none other than Nick Mason himself (the author, and Floyd drummer) in Edinburgh. Oh happy days...

Roger's comment on the book was that it's a great read but seemed to skimp a bit on all the sex that went on. Either way it will be an essential purchase for anybody even fleetingly interested in Pink Floyd, which somewhat describes me.

Something's up

The complete shambles that passes for a postal service here in the UK is well known. The media reports on the Post Office's millions of pounds of losses, mail being delivered late or not at all, thefts etc are common place.

But something else has just struck me. All of last week, and I mean from Saturday to Saturday we received not one piece of mail. I cannot remember such a length of time of going without some sort of letter. I used to get 2 or 3 pieces of junk mail every day along with the usual bills for this and that. But nothing for a whole week, and then I thought, when was the last time I received an invitation to take up a credit card or 6? It must be a couple of months now. For the 3 years I've been in this house I got at least 3 a week, but now nothing. I suspect the every growing debt crisis that is surely going to explode in all of our faces someday has finally made an impression on the credit card companies.

Mark my words, there is something brewing in the financial world and it's not good. Either that or my postie is tossing everything in the bin to meet some efficiency target dreamt up by the management.

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Hard at work

As promised here are a few thoughts and tips that you may find useful if you find yourself in the position of working from home. Many of them will be common sense and can be found by looking at sites dedicated to home working.

1. You really must have your own work area which can be cut off from the rest of the house. This is your work environment and there should be no mistake about what you should be doing while in it. My home office is a converted spare bedroom, fully kitted out with a huge desk, masses of storage, comfy gas lift chair and enough computing power to solve the riddle of why orange smarties taste of orange. Health and Safety law applies to your company whether you're working from home or in the office so if they need to provide you with a comfy chair then get it.

2. The telephone should have a speaker/conference facility. Unless you have the luxury of a separate telephone line installed for work you'll be surprised how much your private phone rings during the day when you're normally out. Get a speaker phone and use it, it's very satisfying just pressing a button to some nuisance call while still working away.

3. I use the company supplied mobile for all business calls to and from the office, conference calls with colleagues in the US and China etc. Get yourself a proper handsfree device and use it.

4. Get a desktop charger for the mobile so you can see it at all times. Remember to take it with you if you have to "pop" out for some reason. The boss will be suspicious if you don't answer it immediately (that is, if you give a stuff what your boss thinks, but I suppose it's best not to rock the boat in the early stages).

5. Depending on the location of your home office you may need to get blackout curtains (I do) to block out too much sunlight, again your company should supply or reimburse you for these items.

6. Get a desk fan. The heat generated by my company workstation and monstrous screen may be dissipated in a large office but in a home environment it can become stifling.

7. Music. Free from the musical tastes of your colleagues and the disapproving glances of the boss crank up the tunes. Makes the whole work thing much more enjoyable. Use a keyboard which has shortcut keys for instantly muting the sound though.

8. Call the office regularly to keep up to speed with all the latest gossip and news. Occasionally, even talk to the boss, it makes them feel important and useful.

9. Don't work too hard, they may expect you to carry your new found efficiency back to the office with you.

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Tuesday, September 28, 2004

Our Great Leader

So Uncle Tony has spoken to the nation of his dreams and plans for a third term in office. He might have actually completed the dreams and plans he made during the first and second terms but alas they've been consigned to the great dustbin of politics. Onwards and upwards, eh Tony?

Next week we've got the rabble that is the tory fascists party gathering for their annual jolly. What a shower that lot are. I don't think I'm alone, when catching a glimpse of the fawning dribbling imbeciles that are the tory party members, in starting to scratch and feeling an overwhelming urge to have a shower to cleanse myself.

Tony will probably win, be immensely humble for a few weeks and then get back to doing nothing of any importance to make the country better. I suppose it's better than the tory boys mincing into power and proceeding to help their own at the expense of every hard working sod in the country (for that is what they do, lest we forget). I hate politicians, me, but tory fascists make me scream!

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Monday, September 27, 2004

Seeing is believing

It's looking like my favourite monitor is on it's last legs. I've never seen a better image than that produced by my 17" Mitsubishi Diamond Pro 720, but at over 4 years old it has started to produce some glitches.

So I want to replace it with a 17" LCD. Anybody have any recommendations? I'd prefer it to be black/silver and must have a DVI connection (and maybe a D-Sub as well). Not interested in useless extras like USB hubs and speakers. Price is important but if the rumours currently flying about are true, that we've actually hit our financial targets this year, there may be a nice bonus coming soon, fingers crossed.

I'm torn between fronting up for a 20" @1600x1200 or getting the 17" @1280x1024 and maybe buying a second matching 17" at a later date. I can't buy a 19" CRT at the moment, as was my original plan, as I now have a company 24" CRT Widescreen Sony FW900 sitting on my desk. This thing isn't huge, it's positively gargantuan.

Sunday, September 26, 2004

Homework Update

Well, that is a full week completed of working from home. I was in the office on Tuesday, supposedly for a conference call but that quickly got cancelled in all of the chaos, and spent my time building cardboard boxes (who says nobody is aware of my talents?).

During the week a couple of problems arose; firstly my ISP (Demon) had a rare network outage on their ADSL resulting in no connection. As I need to be permanently connected to the European HQ to keep the ProEngineer license running this meant I was unable to work. The worst thing was not having any internet access to check Demon's network status page for any issues and estimates of when they'd be resolved. So I now have Demon's free phone number for receiving network status messages saved on my mobile.

Secondly, receiving IT support from a BOFH is a bit of a problem when you're slaving away in a home office (a spare bedroom in my case) and the nearest company IT support is in Swindon. I couldn't connect to the VPN on the Friday morning but I managed to sort that myself.

Lessons to be learnt from these experiences:

1. I should set up a dial-up account (from an alternative ISP) on one of the machines using a modem for the times that the ISP may be down. Thankfully I have this from my domain hosting site but I haven't got around to setting it up yet.

2. Have all the relevant help and status line numbers at hand. Now safely programmed into my mobile.

Other than that my experience of home working has been positive. I plan to write further of my thoughts on this later. We will probably be settled into the new office by the middle of this week.

Wednesday, September 22, 2004

ME/CFS in Scotland

Margo MacDonald MSP has called for more funding and help for ME/CFS sufferers in Scotland, go Margo! Apparently, there are 15,000 "victims" of the illness in Scotland and treatment is minimal compared to England. I can personally vouch for the total lack of treatment and support from the NHS here.

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Sunday, September 19, 2004

Little white balls

Never been sporty in the participation sense of the word but there's nothing better lying on the sofa watching the telly, particularly when it's watching the US get humped. To coin a phrase "Ahhhwesome!" I usually only watch the closing holes of a major championship when it's on the box but the Ryder Cup is different. It's personal. You've got to support your local boys and for me that's Darren Clarke from Norn Iron, then the Irish guys and so on.

There's something about US professional Sport Stars that just grates with me, from the Superbowl winners declaring themselves as "World Champions" to the Olympic Basketball "Dream Team" throwing hissy fits when they get hammered to the shennigans a few years ago when the US Ryder Cup team and crowd showed complete and utter contempt for the opposition by running all over the place a whooping and a hollering while the match was still being played, very poor.

My dislike of the US sporting crowd stems from the LA Olympics of 1984 when the constant chants of USA went through me like a knife. Britain is often criticised for not showing enough support and pride in it's own achievements but if this is the cost of it I'll gladly stick to a little rise of the eyebrow and shake of the head when it all goes belly up and a nice smile and feeling of pride and satisfaction when it goes well.

The recently finished Olympics showed signs that our commentators have forgotten that they are there to report and not involve themselves in jingoistic nonsense (Brendan Foster's outburst during the women's Marathon was shameful). This brought nothing but embarrassment and shame on Britain. The great commentators like Dan Maskell (Tennis), Arnott (Cricket), Peter Alliss (Golf) etc never needed to debase their job with such outbursts.

And so to the Ryder Cup where the ridiculous shouting continues "Ahhhwesome", "Your the man" and the worst of all "In the hole" which seems to be shouted at every shot whether it be a final putt or the tee shot on a Par 5. The European Team and their Captain, Bernard Langer, are doing themselves proud and long may it continue. The US have the best Golfers but the Ryder Cup has always been about the team, something which the US seem to need to relearn whenever a collection of individual millionaire sport stars are brought together to represent their country. Hopefully the Europeans can go on to display their graciousness in victory or defeat and the US crowd and team can show respect to the opposition whether they win or not.

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Friday, September 17, 2004

Doing my homework

Today was my first day of working from home. This will be a temporary arrangement for a couple of weeks while we move our office out of the longtime empty factory to a smaller office more in keeping with the remaining 7 staff (5 managers, 2 workers). I can connect to our European HQ in Belgium through VPN over broadband to pull a floating licence of ProEngineer and connect to the UK HQ for my e-mail.

Various Managers have been playing the "working from home" card for months now so it was a chance I couldn't pass up to sample the very same. I must say I actually surprised myself and how diligent I was. At my desk for 9.00 A.M. is actually an improvement. The time certainly flew in as I wasn't constantly interrupted by the normal office goings on like phonecalls, cups of tea, bitching sessions, gossip etc. This allowed me to immerse myself in the tasks in hand and concentrate on solving various design problems I've been wrestling with for ages.

It remains to be seen how I continue over the coming couple of weeks but as my efficiency improves I don't think there will be any loss to the company due to me working from home. All that remains is to figure a way to pay for the amount of electricity I'm burning in my home office running all this hardware. Hopefully it will become a regular occurrence to occasionally announce that "I will be working from home tomorrow" without raised eyebrows, knowing winks and phonecalls to the network manager to run a check on my login details and internet access history.

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Tuesday, September 14, 2004

Not enough words

I've received an invitation to join Google's 1Gb E-mail service, G-Mail(thanks Ian), but for the life of me I can't seem to get a username that I like. Either, everybody in the entire world has already registered or Google have pre-registered the entire Oxford English Dictionary. I must have tried dozens of screwy words and phrases but every single one came back unavailable. I refuse to have an address that looks like some twat on AOL with their name and then a load of random numbers in a vain attempt to get something individual. I generally have better luck registering domain names but it can't be long before saturation point is reached on that too. Changing the TLD is not the answer either, nobody wants to be a .biz or .whatever it's .com or .co.uk or nothing. Anyway, I'll try again tonight to come up with some devastatingly clever pun that befits my rapier wit.

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Sunday, September 12, 2004

Geek?

Oh dear, I think I may be becoming a computer geek. It's all the fault of my former BOFH, Bruce, who gave me a Knoppix CD a while back. This, in case you don't know allows you to run a full Debian Linux install direct from CD without having to touch a thing on your hard drive. It is an excellent way of demoing the power and benefits of Linux without messing about with your Windows install.

It detects all the hardware and configures itself accordingly. I've found it very handy for booting dead machines where I suspected Windows problems. If the hardware is OK then Knoppix should boot with network connections, DVD players, modems etc all working.

Then after briefly mentioning to Bruce that I was hoping to build a render farm with all the spare machines I have in the home office he directed me to ClusterKnoppix. This takes the Knoppix CD and adds cluster software to automatically manage the CPU and memory load across a LAN cluster. Fantastic. It uses the tried and tested Openmosix protocol. The joy of trying this out on perfectly working Windows machines just by popping in a CD has to be seen to be believed.

My LAN currently consists of a PIV 3Ghz, a Dual PIII 1Ghz, a PIII 1Ghz and an Athlon 700 Mhz. Download the CD ISO image from ClusterKnoppix, burn 4CDs, pop them in the drives and reboot to find a fully configured Linux Cluster literally throbbing with processing power.

Next, I want to do a HD install of ClusterKnoppix on the PIII 1Ghz machine (with dual booting to Windows 2000) so I can configure and save the changes. This will then become the master for rendering my Blender animations across the network. So, do you think this makes me a geek?

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Friday, September 10, 2004

That Perfect Gift

Christie's are having one of their rare Pop Memorabilia auction sales on September 29th. If you really want to make that certain someone very happy, then pop on over and buy me the Platinum Presentation Disc for Pink Floyd's The Final Cut, thanks very much. The very rare original painting by Syd before he hit the big time, and crashed and burned not long after, is surely a one off opportunity. Personally, Syd Barrett doesn't do it for me but that's a great buy for someone. As usual The Beatles have a massive presence with some very interesting articles, well worth a browse through all the items just for some of the stories.

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Thursday, September 09, 2004

Not quite right

Pessimism and Hope has got itself a better looking site design than mine. How did that happen? I'm not happy about this new, strange turn of events. Do I (a) design a better look for my site or (b) take it down? Decisions, decisions.

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The Rogmeister

The man who makes it all worthwhile has been very busy recently. Roger "Pink Floydmeister" Waters has released 2 tracks on the internet for download of his work in progress of the new studio album. With typical masterly timing the two tracks are titled Leaving Beirut and To Kill the Child. You can listen to free streaming versions here. I don't care if you don't like them, remember these are demos and not finished tracks. You can even buy the tracks from the usual download sites (but even I'm giving that a miss).

He's also working on finally completing his Opera, Ca Ira about the French Revolution?!!? (he's been at that for over 15 years now, lazy git), a Broadway stage version of The Wall (I kid you not) with laughs apparently?!!? and other numerous projects including the new studio album for 2006 and probable world tour. Nice.

Did you see it?

Oh the glorious Green and White army of Norn Iron. What a game! It took me back, over 20 years, to the beginning of Norn Iron's second period of the glory years(1980-1986)... the first being the Danny Blanchflower team of 1958. What a match, 6000 fans from home bouncing and waving and cheering, tremendous stuff. The hilarity of Robbie Savage getting sent off for... uhmmm... flashing his kecks? The irony of it, the one time he does nothing to get sent off, he walks... pure dead brilliant. Healy gesturing to his family with his arm, brilliant. A twat of a referee to completely bugger it all up, headless Welsh chickens all over the park, Norn Iron 2:0 up within 20 minutes and only 9 men left, you couldn't make this up. Even the Norn Iron team looked like their counterparts from all those years ago, 3 stone heavier, 10 yards slower and all balder than the opposition (apart from John "the Gonk" Hartson).

Check out this great fan site, our wee country, (still under construction) for a flavour of our history and what it means to follow the football might of Norn Iron.

Danny Blanchflower once said... "our tactics are the same as always, try and equalize before the other team score." Genius!

Of course we won't qualify but if we play like that we'll scare the bejesus out of some teams... engerland will sh*t themselves. Come on!

Health Update 30

Ummm... well I'm back. As usual it was Lesley who had to drag me kicking and screaming out of the darkness, someday she'll get the thanks she deserves for sticking with me. I'm a worrier by nature and that doesn't help when matched by natural pessimism. The news last week was the final straw (this was before the horrendous events in Russia) Nepalese hostages murdered in Iraq, genocide in the Sudan, bombs in Moscow, bombs in Israel, it's neverending. All this appeared on the news in one night and to top it off the final story was about my Norn Iron and how things were so much better in the last 10 years! Better? Murdering scum freely wandering about my country and some of them even in the Government like Adams and McGuiness!! There's something wrong somewhere. How come the drunk, kiddie fiddling, deviant, murdering bastards of the "ira" are allowed to live their life in peace? F*ckers.

Finally got a letter from the hospital about seeing the Liver specialist (Dr Dick to you and me)... wasn't really worth the wait. Typical NHS scam to dodge the waiting lists... "there is a waiting time for the service you require but we hope to see you within 26 weeks of the referral". Hmmm, the referral was over 2 months ago and I bet you they won't have started the countdown until the date of the letter, chancers. I blame the bitch Thatcher (and for the above).

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Wednesday, September 01, 2004

Depression

I know the signs all too well. I won't be posting for a while, I'm about to enter a long dark tunnel. Maybe I'll see you on the other side maybe I won't.

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